Sex: It's A Dirty Job, But Somebody Has To Do It
On average sex burns about 300 calories in an hour. This includes kissing, foreplay and intercourse, oh my. Intercourse is a great way to stretch and tone your body. I could go on with the benefits, but who has the time? So if you’re feeling guilty about eating that piece of cake or that pound of bacon, maybe it’s time to grab your honey and do the “No Pants Dance”.
A recent study by The Council on Contemporary Families states that men who do more house work around the home have more sex. Men, if after that statement you don’t have a broom in hand I am disappointed in you. If you do need more facts to back this statement up, here are some various reasons. Let’s take a look, shall we?
First, doing the chores around the home frees up time. Your special lady friends, wives and the like don’t have to worry so much about doing the laundry, they can now focus on fun activities, such as, games in the bedroom, maybe something that involves whip cream and chocolate sauce, who knows? The possibilities are endless now that the laundry is done.
Second, the ladies are most impressed by a man that can clean a toilet or bathtub. Let’s face it, nothing is hotter than a man with a scrubby brush bent down on the their knees. Showing a little plumber’s crack is the icing on the cake. Trust me, clothes come flying off when a man whispers in my ear, “Honey I cleaned the tub.” It’s like talking dirty but more effective to the female ear.
Lastly, it is truly one of the best feelings to come home after a long day at the office to a clean house. One feels lighter and the blood starts flowing to the appropriate areas. If you, husband and/or boyfriend (a girl has to have options), were the one to clean up the mess we are thrilled. Before we ladies know it, we are willing to do just about anything to say thank you.
So men out there, if you’re looking for a happy wife or girlfriend and some nookie, skip the sweet talk and go straight to doing the dishes. You don’t have to clean the whole house or even 50%, we women are easy and in our eyes that is a grand gesture. Just chose one thing to start off with: dishes, a clean bathroom or clean sheets (this one comes in handy later). In the end your woman will be grateful and I know she’ll show her appreciation in a language that is universal to men, sex.
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