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Freaky Friday - Sex In The Shower Is A Bad Idea

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Sex in the shower is a bad idea.

I don't know about you, by I feel as though I am taking my life in my hands every time I shower. To shave my legs, I need to find a place to put my foot, that has the perfect combination of the jet stream of warm water and not washing off the shaving creaming. I need to have balance with the other foot, so I don't fall over.  (Thank goodness for yoga!) Once I have found this magic combination, I then take a very sharp razed and proceed and repeat the process for the other leg. If I don't get nicked, it is a very good day. I slip and slice in the shower almost every time. Whatever homemade/natural bath item I use to wash myself, ends up making for a slip and slide event in the shower. Anyone else have a fear of falling in the shower or while you're getting out of the shower? The only benefit I can see to showering with someone else is that you have the buddy system. If you fall there's someone there to hold onto, pick you up, break your fall or call 911. 
 
With that said, doing the no pants dance in the shower could be the most dangerous of all the places you could have sex. 

I remember the first time I had sex in the shower. It seemed like a great idea at the time, so romantic and movie like! We will make love and wash each other's bodies. What could be better?!?  It's not that it was a bad sexual encounter; it's just that it doesn't make sense. One person is always cold and in certain positions, the other person has water going up their nose. I remember being in the corner of the tub, one foot on the built in soap dish and my other foot pressed against the wall for dear life. How I was able to hold myself up this way I have no idea. I wasn't able to enjoy I minute. The whole time I'm thinking, "Please don't fall. Please don't fall. Please don't fall."  I could have fallen hard and broken something of his or mine very easily. 

My ex and I would have sex in the shower all the time though. And it's not that it was our favorite place, but it always seemed like a good idea at the time. And doesn't it always? He's getting naked, why don't I join him? I'm getting naked; it just makes sense he shouldn't wear clothes either. Did we enjoy it? Physically, not sure. Comically, absolutely. 
 
I remember one time when I was downward dogging in the shower and water was going up my nose at a rapid pace and I couldn't find my head far enough away from the jet stream and water was up my nose and pealing skin from my face it was so strong. "Maybe this is a bad idea. Why did we get out of bed for this?"  Thing is, he thought I loved it and the shower became one of our "spots." And each time I would think "how did I get back in the shower again?!?" 

One of the redeeming arguments I have heard from the pro shower sex crowd is that being clean all over allows them to drop their inhibitions and be more adventurous with their partner. I also hear modified doggy style while standing can be quite enjoyable and avoids water up the nose. I think these people must have bigger showers than I do. 
 

What do you think, having sex in the shower a good idea or a bad one? Or maybe it doesn't matter because sex is like pizza; even bad pizza still tastes good. 
 

Peace, Love and Hugs,
Dorothy

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